Forget that shit. I have little people in my computer who balance it for me, more or less. Sometimes I have to Google to find out that 5335 Broadway is actually Petland Discount, because they can't be bothered to show the actual names of stores, but that's a small price to pay.
I am serious. I would publish your book today, given the chance. You are the funniest person on the planet!!! That's three exclamation points funny! !!
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Forget that shit. I have little people in my computer who balance it for me, more or less. Sometimes I have to Google to find out that 5335 Broadway is actually Petland Discount, because they can't be bothered to show the actual names of stores, but that's a small price to pay.
*collapses in fits of laughter*
*begins to wheeze from asthma attack*
*uses inhaler that whistles like a little train*
*laughs more*
*wipes eyes*
*shouts* "Stabby Jackson"
< repeat sequence >
I am serious. I would publish your book today, given the chance. You are the funniest person on the planet!!! That's three exclamation points funny! !!
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