Thursday, June 5, 2008

Episode 3: How to Lie

I know, I know. Most of you already know how to lie. How do I know this? Because you are LYING right NOW while you are pretending to work in your cubicle but instead you are reading BLOGS all the livelong day! See! IT'S EASY TO DO! But! There might be some of you who are out of lying practice, or perhaps you've given up for some moral reason or another. Which we all know just means you are a bad liar and got caught at it so you gave it up. It's exactly like drunk driving that way! But I say it's time to get BACK on that horse! You can do it! YES YOU CAN!


Kitt said...

You need to send this one to The New Yorker.

SP said...

I want "How to Talk About a Book You've Never Read," for experts: "How to Win an Argument About a Book You've Never Read With Someone Who Has."

Lisa said...

Good advice about hiding stuff in your neighbor's trash. Back when I lived across the street from the Frank Sinatra birthplace, I used to bring my empty Jack Daniels bottles down there and put them on the sidewalk Sinatra shrine so my landlord wouldn't see how much I drank when he took out the recycling.